1. Are you bigger than a breadbox?
Hey Harper’s
Little Old Lady Comedy published one of my new pieces. Check it out! Hey Harper’s, I Aged Up Your Spring Trend List for You
Things That Could Get Me Interested in Baseball
1. Halloween costume uniforms
An Open Letter to My Dog Mom
Dear Lucie,
You know I love you. And this is the best family I’ve ever had, really. But there are a few things you could be doing that would make me love you even more.
Obituary, a Template
Not sure if the same is true in your hometown, but every obituary in the San Antonio Express News for a white woman over 65 looks just about the same. It’s like there’s a template.
I Like People Who Curse
Oh hey, friends. Uncomfortable with curse words? Then don’t read this post, pretty please.