I don’t like many people. Oh sure, I abide many people. I am polite to many people, even. But like? Well, that’s trickier.
In the event you’re hoping to make my like-list, here’s what I would require of you:
You curse.
Fuck you!
Oh gosh, no. You don’t curse at me.
Fuck him!
Or at anyone. I should have said…You curse, using the curse word as an adjective.
That’s fucking awesome!
That’s a fucking adverb. We will never be friends.
Fucking never?
Fucking never. Learn what an adjective is.
This fucking list is stupid.
I’m starting to like you.
Fuckin’-A!
That was short-lived.
Fucking why?
Well first, you said fuckin’, instead of fucking. And you added the letter A after it. So never. And then…
Fucking what?
You asked “Fucking why?” and “Fucking what?” instead of “Why the fuck?” and “What the fuck?”
I really shouldn’t have to explain more.
Okay, okay. I get it. May I start over?
Sure. I also like people who like dogs.
I love fucking dogs!
Yeahhhhh, we’re done here.
Melissa says
But if the dogs are fucking then is fucking the adjective? English is hard. Language is hard. Truly. I struggle with French because I struggle with parts of speech in my native tongue.
Speaking of French…have you looked up or maybe already know…where the term “pardon my French” originated?
I bet you love dots too.
I wish we were drinking champs and cursing together right now.
Lucie Frost says
What fun that would be!
Chris says
I fucking love this. I wish it could be on Christmas cards.
Lucie Frost says
It could be on fucking Christmas cards.
Kim says
I fucking love the fucking shit out of you!
How’s that?
Lucie Frost says
Fucking perfect.