- Should I Be Offended?
- I’m Proud
- Happy Mother’s Day
- All the Humor
- My Winter Wonderland
- Touchdown? You’re Welcome.
- I Want to Be Excited
- How the Hell Did I Not Know That?
- The Grace of a Stranger
- Wide Open Spaces
- The Broken Lens
- Gotta Have Goalz
- It’s No-Shave November, So Let’s Get Hairy
- Please Pardon My Peter
- Are You Intrinsically Mature?
- Beware the Witchy Woman
- Welcome, and Book
- Things More Heavily Regulated
- Newsletter A-Comin’
- Thoughts and Prayers
- Nobody Said This Shit Was Easy
- God Can Be Particular
- ‘Tis the Season!
- Because There Aren’t Enough Menopause Stories In The World…
- Can Migraines Ever Be Funny?
- The Fourth of July is a Star-Spangled Diversion
- Do You Pray The Right Way To Be President?
- How To Keep Your 20-Something From Roosting In Your Empty Nest
- Let’s Play 20 Questions. Who Am I?
- An Open Letter to the My Neighbor with the “You Must Be Saved Sign” in Her Fig Ivy
- Is Your Dog Down?
- For the Love of Cheez-Its
- Hey Teen Boy, Go to Sleep, Would Ya?
- Hey Harper’s
- Jobs For Which Jared Kushner Is Qualified
- My Poor Kids
- Writing in Isolation
- Things That Could Get Me Interested in Baseball
- Gift Idea!
- Womp, Womp
- Gotta Have Goalz
- An Open Letter to My Dog Mom
- Obituary, a Template
- Dear Son
- I Like People Who Curse
- The 10th Annual James Garfield Miracle
- Three Handy Things Mama Taught Me
- We Need to Talk
- Does He Play for Houston?
- For Thee, I Give Thanks
- The Problem with Listening to Decorated War Veterans
- Dia De Los Muertos, San Miguel de Allende
- Savor, The Culinary Institute of America’s Student Restaurant — Plus Dictionary
- An Open Letter to My Dog, Who Can’t Even Fucking Read
- Bill Taylor’s Opening Statement, But Funnier
- Ring-A-Ling
- Fingers Crossed, No Humor
- A Lullaby to Migraines
- A Strong Sense of Repulsion
- It Was Oogly
- Microfiction Anyone?
- Accommodating Parents’ Busy Schedules
- C’mon guys…
- That’s Really How You Want to Go?
- My Brain, the Sieve
- So I Did It
- Which Way for Luck?