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I’d Tell the Truth, But Then You Won’t Hire Me
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Climate Change Satire: Why I, Though Cancer Ridden, Have Decided Against Chemo
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I Want to Be Excited for My Transgender Daughter
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Hi, I’m Your Migraine and I’m Just Here for a Quick Visit
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Smash It, in Jesus’s Name
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Texas, You Can Pay Your Debt on Tuesday
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I Meant to Mute My Member
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Simon Says for the Voting Booth
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60 Questions Kamala Harris Must Answer Before Earning Our Vote For Lady Vice President
Little Old Lady Comedy, October 2020
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I’m Sending You Thoughts And Prayers, So You Should Be All Set Now
Emrys Journal Online, September 2020
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Points in Case, August 2020
Submission Guidelines for Your Prayer Requests to God
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The Haven, August 2020
Sleep Left Me for a Younger Woman
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I Am Your Migraine, and I’m Just Here for a Quick Visit
The Belladonna, July 2020
The Fourth of July Is a Star-Spangled Diversion
Robot Butt, July 2020
Do You Pray the Right Way to Be President?
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How to Keep Your 20-Something from Roosting in Your Empty Nest
Frazzled, June 2020
Let’s Play 20 Questions. Who Am I?
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What to Do If You Think Your Dog Has a Mental Health Problem
The Daily Drunk, May 2020
For the Love of Cheez-Its
BLUNTmoms, May 2020
Top Ten Baby Girl Names That You Must Avoid!
Lady Pieces, May 2020
CS:Go the Fuck to Sleep
Frazzled, April 2020
Hey Harper’s, I Aged Up Your Spring Trend List for You
Little Old Lady Comedy, April 2020
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Rituals Your Son’s College Roommate Can’t Wait to Take Over for You
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