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As I’m sure you’ve heard, Jeffrey Toobin brandished his sword during a work Zoom call. He was my muse for this piece, up on Greener Pastures.
NSFW Warning! This penis piece is as unsuitable for work as Jeffrey’s was.
Please Pardon My Peter
Humor & Satire Writer
Soooo funny! Man, there is an unlimited supply of names for a man’s penis!
I wrote a long list and had SO MANY left over.